Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts

Tuesday, December 9, 2014

"My plastic surgery experience"

*simpering, annoying, girly voice*

So a few days ago *smacks gum* my daddy gave me lip implants for my sweet sixteen. He also got me a Lamborghini, but it was blue instead of purple, which is not what I wanted, so I made him give it back. *checks manicure* Anyways. So I finally got these lip implants. Don't they look BEYOND fabulous. *twirls hair* I know, right?? I am SO in love. I still have to get my nose fixed, though, so just ignore that in the picture. *shudders delicately*
No, but for real. Today I woke up, normal sick day, ate breakfast and took my antibiotics just like I did last night, and went to my room and watched YouTube videos and such for a while. About two hours after breakfast, I was chewing on my lip while reading something online (random habit I have) when I noticed that my lip felt wayyyy wacko. I touched it with my finger and then looked in the mirror. I will admit I freaked out just a little. That picture up there was my real lips (no, I obviously did not have plastic surgery. Also, I like my nose. Just a joke.). I apparently am allergic to something in the antibiotics they gave me. I also had red itchy spots on my legs. So we went to the doctor, where they stabbed me with a needle and then gave me some pretty intense allergy medication. It worked really quickly. I now no longer have any spots or itchiness, but one side of my bottom lip is still a bit weird. You can't tell from looking at it, but I can feel it. Hopefully everything goes away very soon. Basically, I've stopped taking all medication stuff except for the allergy thing. Yay for learning new things? Never been allergic to anything before...

Monday, September 22, 2014

Monday.

Today I got up early and went to school, the usual. Here, have a random picture I tried to take of Lara on the tram:)
I discovered during history that in German saltwater is called salt water (Salzwasser), but freshwater is called Süßwasser, which means sweet water. My friend looked at me all weird when I started randomly laughing. She didn't think it was all that funny, but to me it was. 

Yay for sleeping in tomorrow!!

Monday, September 1, 2014

Rain Randomness

Yesterday it was super rainy, and of course that was the day we decided to fix up all the bikes. On the way back home Lara decided to come with me... So we had some fun. 
Apparently I'm hilarious when I'm struggling to get a bike up or down stairs...
I ran out of memory on my phone so I imported them all to my laptop and then to a USB drive and then deleted them from my phone. I think I take too many pictures...
I didn't go by the baby bottle today, but I edited a beautifully professional picture:
Today for dessert at lunch I had chocolate because I'm so addicted. Chocolate is so freaking good here!!!
Tonight the sky was doing its usual beautiful thing so I had to take a picture.

Tuesday, August 26, 2014

Abandoned baby bottle

I got to get up late(r) today and I only had a few classes! Yay! I also got to leave school an hour early because I didn't see the point in staying for English class. Thankfully, neither did my teacher and she let me leave.

I found a wonderfully relevant comic that perfectly describes my most common everyday #firstworldproblem :
My grandparents went to a dinner where they discussed the cruise they are going to take, so I got to go to Dominic and Lara's house for dinner, which was fun. On the way home, almost literally right outside the apartment buildings, was a random baby bottle, just sitting on the side of the sidewalk. I don't know why, but I thought it was hilarious. 
It looks so lonely...
I wonder if it'll still be there tomorrow?